askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

stalkingyermom:

no but can you imagine hermann and newton in the lab and newton is like “i want to hear some old music” and hermann is imagining bach or mozart but no

newton starts listening turn down for what by lil jon

biologicallyfemale:

all girls have a Asus NVIDIA GeForce GTX TITAN BLACK 6GB GDDR5 2DVI/HDMI/DisplayPort PCI-Express Video Card

Hey, look, it's the douche bag from Karate Kid III.

(Source: sebastinstan)

(Source: perfectpotts)

is it normal to think johnny knoxville is attractive? asking for a friend

humansofnewyork:

“I’ve done a lot of whacked out shit for money.”

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

(Source: irvinatorr)

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

chloekarmalynch:

chloekarmalynch:

what CIS stands for:

Clopping

something went wrong while writing this but im just gonna leave it like that

(Source: summerlesbian)

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

image

vulcanflower:

no big deal just iron man flying cap around with his hands around his wAIST 

titspirationall:

lynnpls:

Where’d the name Iggy Azalea come from?

Iggy is the name of my old dog. I had a name plate necklace that I used to wear which read “Iggy.” People I’d meet assumed it was my name and started calling me that. Azalea is the street I grew up on – I’m from Azalea Street. My family still lives there to this day. (x)

SO FANCY.

(Source: faineemae)

alltheladiesyouhate:

"black widow is a supporting character" your spine is a supporting structure in your body let’s see how well you do without it